RVer TRIES TO SET UP A PASSWORD

[Seann45]

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.




USER: cabbage



WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.



USER: boiled cabbage



WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.



USER: 1 boiled cabbage



WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.



USER: 50damnboiledcabbages



WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.



USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages



WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.



USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourYouKnowWhatIfYouDo n'tGiveMeAcc essNow!



WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.



USER: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourYou KnowWhatIfYou DontGiveMeAccessNow



WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

[Iraqvet05]

ha! Good one!!

[SparkDr]

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.

So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.

Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said,
"No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

Wait for it...

The blonde said,
"No, just high enough to cover my chest...
I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"