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Old 05-03-2011, 12:31 PM   #1
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A good friend sent this to me via email and I thought I'd share it with you. Disclaimer: My intent is not to infer "senior" status on anyone or offend.....just thought some of these were funny. :hihi:

The kids have all their little codes...like BFF, WTF, etc. So here are some codes for seniors:

ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where's the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help!
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
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Old 05-03-2011, 12:36 PM   #2
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LOL... we got this as an email from a geriatric relative who resides in a retirement community in Florida. Apparently the more hits of whiskey the residents had one night, the funnier it became!
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Old 05-04-2011, 06:30 AM   #4
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LOL... we got this as an email from a geriatric relative who resides in a retirement community in Florida. Apparently the more hits of whiskey the residents had one night, the funnier it became!
My mental picture of that scene is too funny
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