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Old 11-08-2011, 06:52 AM   #1
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Signs

Sign over a Gynecologist's
Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your
cervix."

In a Podiatrist's
office:

"Time wounds all
heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:
"Yesterday's Meals on
Wheels"

At a Proctologist's
door:

"To expedite your visit, please back
in."


On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband
fixed."


On another Plumber's
truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your
plumber."


On a Church's Bill
board:

"7 days without God makes one
weak."


At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee
"Invite us to your next
blowout."


At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We
want tows."


On an Electrician's
truck:

"We'd love to get into your
shorts."


In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke,
We will assume you are on fire and will
take appropriate action."


On a Maternity Room
door:

"Push. Push. Push."


At an Optometrist's
Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking
for,
You've come to the right
place."

On a Taxidermist's
window:

"We really know our
stuff."


On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is
expensive!"


At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet
- miss a car payment."


Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you
coming."


In a Veterinarian's waiting
room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!
Stay!"


At the Electric
Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in
your payment.
However, if you don't, you will
be."


In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come
on in and get fed up."


In the front yard of a Funeral
Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll
wait."


At a Propane Filling
Station:

"Thank heaven for little
grills."


CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a
leak."


Sign on the back of another Septic Tank
Truck:

"Caution
- This Truck is full of Political Promises."
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Old 11-08-2011, 10:48 AM   #2
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We used to have a private gargage service in our town. On the side of the gargage truck was this sign.

Satisfaction garanteed or doubble your gargabe back.
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My Dad was a plumber. He always had a bumper sticker on his truck:

If it weren't for your plumber you wouldn't have a place to go.
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Amother septic truck sign, "Your poop is our bread and butter."
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Old 11-09-2011, 06:41 PM   #6
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A meat market sign said, " You can lick our chops but you can't beat our meat"
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A bumper sticker read, "My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her....or something like that".
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Two bumper stickers I used to have:

I'd rather be fishing.

I owe, I owe, so off to work I go.
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RV owners can appreciate this one

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