|
Smart man
Shawn was walking down the street when he saw his buddy Mick driving a brand new Mercedes
Mick pulled up next to him with a wide grin. "Mick where did you get that car?, Shawn ask.
"Sue gave it to me", he replied. "She gave it to you? I knew she was sweet on you, but a brand new Mercedes?"
Let me tell you what happened.
We were driving on a country road at 7 in the morning and she suddenly pulled into the woods, parked the car
jumped out, stripped off all her clothes and yelled "Take anything you want". So I took the car.
"Definitely a smart man", Shawn replied.
"The clothes wouldn't have fit you"!...
__________________
 DISNEY LOVERS
|
Linear Mode
