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Old 11-14-2012, 07:42 PM   #1
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Surgeons and the Truth

In view of my upcoming surgery, a friend sent this assessment of surgical truth:

Five surgeons from big cities around the nation are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

Second surgeon, from Chicago, responds "Yeah, but you should try electricians, because everything inside them is color coded."

Third one, from Dallas, disagrees. "No, I really think librarians make the best patients, since everything inside is in alphabetical order."

Number 4, hailing from L.A., tells the group that his choice is construction workers. "Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

Finally, the last surgeon, a resident of Washington, D.C., shut them all up when he said "Sorry guys, but you're all wrong. The ideal patient is a politician. They're by far the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no b_lls, no brains, no spine, and the head and rear end are interchangeable."

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Old 11-15-2012, 10:22 AM   #2
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Too funny!
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:20 PM   #4
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That sounds about right.
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You've got my vote!
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good one! :hihi:
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That's a good one!
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