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Old 12-29-2011, 06:45 PM   #1
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The Deaf-Mute Italian Bookkeeper

The Deaf-Mute Italian Bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00
His bookkeeper is deaf & mute. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about"
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
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Old 12-29-2011, 07:44 PM   #2
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That is funny! Says something about Godfathers and Lawyers. Sorry, some Mafia and lawyers may have RV's.
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That was good Seann. I have some good ones but I stay away from this part of the forum so I won't offend anyone.
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That was good Seann. I have some good ones but I stay away from this part of the forum so I won't offend anyone.
Hey, I am of Italian descent and I laughed... sometimes, I think we get "offended" a little too easily.
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Mike some people CHOOSE to be offended by anything... even on others behalf... I dont worry about them... ... Now I would worry about offending "the godfather" but this joke is more about lawyers...
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