The Novice Big Game Hunter

[Brownie]

A man in his 40s had dreamed his whole life of going on a big game hunt in Africa. But, alas, being of modest means and being born and raised in Chicago, he'd never had a chance to even go small game hunting. His wealthy uncle - an avid hunter, himself - left the man a rather sizeable inheritance upon his death, so the man decided to use the money to fulfill his life-long dream. He booked an all-expense-paid big game hunt to Kenya.

His guide escorted him at dawn to a watering hole at the edge of the jungle, then left him with strict instructions to "only shoot at game animals". The man sat in his blind for hours. Finally, a water buffalo approached the watering hole. The man didn't recognize the beast, but not wanting to shoot anything that wasn't a game animal, he asked the water buffalo, "Pssst... Are you a big game animal?"

"Me? Oh no!" replied the buffalo, "I'm a domesticated cow. I provide my owner with milk for his family. You can't shoot me!"

Disappointed, the man allowed to water buffalo to drink at the watering hole and then disappear into the savannah.

Hours later, a lion sauntered up and stopped at the edge of the watering hole. "Pssst," the man whispered, "Are you big game?"

"No, no!" the King of Beasts replied, "I'm a domestic house cat. I keep my master's home free of mice and other vermin. You can't shoot me!"

Again, the man was disappointed with his poor luck, but allowed the lion to drink from the watering hole and disappear into the savannah.

The man sat in his blind in the hot tropical sun all afternoon, without seeing another animal. Finally at dusk, a beautiful young native woman sauntered out of the jungle, walked down to the watering hole and shed her garments. Her body was incredible! She waded out into the water with her back to the hunter, bent over to cup a handful of water, raised her hand, and let the cool water trickle over her voluptuous body. Then she turned, slowly walked out of the water, and stood directly in front of the man's blind. The water glistened in the setting sun as it beaded on her bronze skin and dripped from her every curve.

Finally, the man summoned up his courage and inquired of the woman, "Are ya' game?"

"I sure am!" she replied.



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