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09-10-2018, 02:02 PM
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Things a 3 Year Old Will Say
OK....this isn't a joke. My 3 year old just had this conversation with my wife.
"Momma, what is the tag on your keys?" my daughter asked
"It's my gym tag" my wife replied
My daughter responded......"No it's not......fat womens don't exercise" 
It took all I had not to react 
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09-10-2018, 02:14 PM
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Very wise of you! 
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09-10-2018, 02:24 PM
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There is definitely no “filter” on my 5 year old. This is the age of questions upon questions and political correctness and discreetness are not in her wheelhouse. I’ve evaded many very loud questions in public about appearances and behaviors lol 
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09-10-2018, 02:35 PM
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There is such a difference between my daughters. They are 10 years apart in age and like night and day. You could take my oldest anywhere and she was polite and quiet at this age. This young one is like a bull....loud, brash, and totally inappropriate.
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09-10-2018, 02:54 PM
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I have an almost-4-year old. This hits CLOSE to home for me!!
You just never know what's going to come out of that kid's mouth next! And most of the "bad" stuff is only the fault of the man in the mirror. The other day he walked out of his grandfather's house (my dad), saw that it was raining (so he couldn't go swimming) and said, clear as day, "S#!T!". I just hung my head in shame while DW scolded him for his use of "momma-dadda-words"; my step-mom laughed so hard she almost fell off the couch! He sounded JUST like me!!
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09-10-2018, 03:04 PM
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LOL wow
I would have lost it laughing
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09-10-2018, 03:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WVDusty
LOL wow
I would have lost it laughing
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After almost 21 years with my wife, I know better. It was painful to hold in. But would have been even more painful if I would have laughed.
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09-11-2018, 08:17 PM
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I can relate to this thread. When my daughter was about 5, I honked at a driver who cut me off. My daughter innocently asked me, "was that an a**hole or a son-of-a-b****?"
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09-22-2018, 09:56 AM
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Back, way back, daughter in her 2's picked her up from daycare coming home on the interstate lady cut me off I yelled out "you *itch!" From the backseat I hear sweet little voice saying *itch, *itch, *itch. Her first word was dada, her second word *itch, that's dads girl. Her mom was so proud, it's really funny now.
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