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05-28-2019, 07:16 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2017
Location: Inland Empire, California
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Things To Ponder
1. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
2. Why is the word “abbreviation” so long?
3. If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?
4. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts but as mattresses?
5. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
6. Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?
7. How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?
8. Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
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05-28-2019, 07:46 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Black River Falls, Wi
Posts: 1,154
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Why are there Interstate Highways In Hawaii ?
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2019 Pinnacle 36 FBTS
2016 Silverado 3500 CC SRW DuraMax/Allison
1975 Corvette for the sunny days n dry roads
2017 RZR for the rainy days n muddy roads
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05-28-2019, 08:21 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2018
Location: Hinton
Posts: 132
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What would happen if the whole world tooted at the same time?
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05-28-2019, 09:19 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: Muskegon
Posts: 804
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If the world really is flat, wouldn't cats have pushed everything over the edge by now?
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05-29-2019, 11:13 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: East Bethel, Minnesota
Posts: 732
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If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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HAPPY CAMPING!! :D
Daryl and Sandy
2013 Eagle 314BDS
2014 Ford F150 Platinum, 4 x 4 Crew Cab with Ecoboost
Equal-i-zer Hitch
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05-29-2019, 11:57 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2013
Location: SE Wisconsin
Posts: 3,431
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Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ATMs?
Why do we say that an alarm goes 'off?'
Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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Chuck
2013 Jayco Jayfeather X20 E (sold)
2016 Chevy Silverado LTZ 2 Z71 Crew Cab (sold, and dearly missed)
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05-29-2019, 12:38 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2017
Location: Inland Empire, California
Posts: 2,005
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1. If man evolved from monkeys & apes, why do we still have monkeys & apes?
2. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
3. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
5. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
6. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
7. 99.9% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
8. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
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06-01-2019, 12:53 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Feb 2019
Location: las vegas
Posts: 22
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Why do women get hysterectomies, shouldn't they be getting hersterectomies?
Why do some hurricanes have male names, shouldn't they be himnicanes?
How come men can get a hernia? Shouldn't they get a himnia? 
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2017 Precept 35S
2013 Ford C-Max Hybrid.
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06-08-2019, 10:48 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2017
Location: Inland Empire, California
Posts: 2,005
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1. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
2. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
3. I used to have an open mind but my brain kept falling out.
4. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
5. Never under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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06-08-2019, 12:21 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: State of Confusion
Posts: 5,014
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Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
Why, when you throw a ball up in the air, it goes up and comes down but the sun comes up and goes down?
I will stop here as any others I nay have may be considered political.
Murff
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Murff
2015 White Hawk 20MRB (It's last year)
2017 F150 2.7 Eco Boost 3.73 Gears
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06-08-2019, 01:36 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: Muskegon
Posts: 804
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That guy in the game, Operation...why the heck are his eyes open?
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06-13-2019, 09:05 PM
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Member
Join Date: May 2019
Location: Harrisonburg
Posts: 39
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Why is it if you live in a Commonwealth that no one earns the same amount of money?
Why are pop tarts sweet? Shouldn't they be sour?
If a light is burning bright, where is the smoke?
The reason flash lights (aka dark sucker's) gets warm is that the batteries are stucking up all the dark and the more dark they suck, the more friction is created and we all know friction creates heat.
Is a coffee table still a coffee table if you put a beer on it?
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06-16-2019, 10:24 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Newark, NY
Posts: 15,927
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Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Think you're too old to cry or swear out loud...walk into your hitch in the dark.
2012 Jay Flight 19RD
2016 Ford F150 XLT 2X4 SC 3.5L Eco Max Tow
2010 Tundra TRD DBL Cab (Traded)
2 new fluffy Corgis, Bayley and Stanley
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06-16-2019, 11:20 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Newark, NY
Posts: 15,927
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Is it the "S" or the "C" that's silent in SCENT?
Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
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Think you're too old to cry or swear out loud...walk into your hitch in the dark.
2012 Jay Flight 19RD
2016 Ford F150 XLT 2X4 SC 3.5L Eco Max Tow
2010 Tundra TRD DBL Cab (Traded)
2 new fluffy Corgis, Bayley and Stanley
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06-19-2019, 06:11 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2017
Location: Inland Empire, California
Posts: 2,005
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1. If you must choose between 2 evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
2. If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, Is he still wrong?
3. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
4. A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn’t pee on his hands.
5. When all else fails…Manipulate the data.
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