Three Old Codgers
Three old guys were sitting around, discussing their bodily malaise, and the 70 year old says "I wake up at 7:00, and it takes me half an hour to pee." The 80 year old pipes up "I wake up at 8:00, and sit on the pot for an hour waiting for a bowel movement." The 90 year old weighs in with "That's nothing", I pee like a horse at 7:00, and poo like a freakin' cow precisely at 8:00." The 70 year old asks "So what's the problem with that?" The 90 year old replies "I don't wake up 'till 9:00."
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