Two Old Men & two old women

[JHerzog]

Two old men sat on the same bench in the nursing home every day after lunch. There were two old women who would walk by them trying to get their attention. Each day the women would dress up in fancy get ups trying to get the old men to look up and notice them.

Finally one of the old women came up with the plan to walk by the two older men stark naked to get their attention, so the next day they did.
After they walked by neither man looked up but one asked the other, "did you see what they were wearing today?" The other old man replied, "not real well, but it sure needed ironing".