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09-11-2014, 10:28 PM
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What am I ???
I am in the bathroom and I am not an American
not an African
not an Asian.
What am I???
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Life in the slow lane is still life.
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09-11-2014, 10:51 PM
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E. coli
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09-12-2014, 05:07 AM
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... don't know. I'll wait for the answer.
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09-12-2014, 05:12 AM
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European.
What are you before and after you go to the bathroom?
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
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09-12-2014, 06:10 AM
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This joke came to mind this morning as I was looking through the list of Recent Threads and saw one entitled "Europeans on board". It almost made me feel clairvoyant when I opened this thread.
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09-12-2014, 08:26 AM
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an RVer..
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09-12-2014, 09:43 AM
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You're a ....
Oh dear - that was bad.
(Frankly I was trying to figure out how Australian worked in there for a while)
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09-12-2014, 10:20 AM
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Ok folks, here is the whole thing.
If your are going into the bathroom you are "Russian"
If you are in the bathroom you are "European"
If you are leaving the bathroom you are "Finnish"
Ta Da...
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2002 Yukon 5.3L Vortex w/tow package
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
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09-12-2014, 10:34 AM
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I just got flashbacks from 4th grade recess
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09-12-2014, 12:12 PM
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Boy, did this thread turn into some bathroom humor!. In fact, it's gone right into the crapper!
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09-12-2014, 01:12 PM
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I will flush!
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09-12-2014, 01:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by norty1
I will flush!
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If you do, don't you think it should be a royal one?
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09-12-2014, 04:27 PM
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BOTTOMS UP
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KELLY & LINDY ( SEMI RETIRED)
FORT WORTH,TEXAS
2000 FORD F-150 V-6/4.2
2006 JAYCO JAY FEATHER 23B EXP
EQUILIZER HITCH
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09-12-2014, 05:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tex1961
Ok folks, here is the whole thing.
If your are going into the bathroom you are "Russian"
If you are in the bathroom you are "European"
If you are leaving the bathroom you are "Finnish"
Ta Da...
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If you can't find a bathroom you are "screwed"
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09-13-2014, 08:39 PM
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My oh my, what have I started??
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2011 Eagle 330RLTS with just about every option.
2017 Silverado 1500 4x4 5.3 with tow package. (no, we don't tow the Jayco with it.)
2018 Surveyor 265RLDS well equipped.
Life in the slow lane is still life.
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09-16-2014, 09:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FPM III
If you do, don't you think it should be a royal one?
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A flush beats a full house...
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2004 Chev Silverado Duramax optioned past the max. 2009 Jayco Eagle 308 RLS 900watts of solar, Lithium batteries (400amp hour), 2000 watt (4000 surge) whole house inverter.
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09-17-2014, 08:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Seann45
A flush beats a full house...
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True, but in the end, a Royal Flush is unbeatable!
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09-17-2014, 08:42 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FPM III
True, but in the end, a Royal Flush is unbeatable!
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True, but some days I am just happy with a Straight Flush...
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2013 Jayco Jayflight Swift 264BH
2002 Yukon 5.3L Vortex w/tow package
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
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09-17-2014, 10:31 AM
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I think we all just need a bidet for our b'day...
I could be wrong though.
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09-18-2014, 06:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FPM III
True, but in the end, a Royal Flush is unbeatable!
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"in the end"? Ewwwww
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2004 Chev Silverado Duramax optioned past the max. 2009 Jayco Eagle 308 RLS 900watts of solar, Lithium batteries (400amp hour), 2000 watt (4000 surge) whole house inverter.
145days boondockinig in2023 2022/151 2021[/COLOR]
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