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Old 09-11-2014, 10:28 PM   #1
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What am I ???

I am in the bathroom and I am not an American
not an African
not an Asian.

What am I???
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... don't know. I'll wait for the answer.
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Old 09-12-2014, 05:12 AM   #4
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European.

What are you before and after you go to the bathroom?
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Old 09-12-2014, 06:10 AM   #5
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This joke came to mind this morning as I was looking through the list of Recent Threads and saw one entitled "Europeans on board". It almost made me feel clairvoyant when I opened this thread.
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Oh dear - that was bad.

(Frankly I was trying to figure out how Australian worked in there for a while)
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Ok folks, here is the whole thing.

If your are going into the bathroom you are "Russian"
If you are in the bathroom you are "European"
If you are leaving the bathroom you are "Finnish"

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Boy, did this thread turn into some bathroom humor!. In fact, it's gone right into the crapper!
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If you do, don't you think it should be a royal one?
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Ok folks, here is the whole thing.

If your are going into the bathroom you are "Russian"
If you are in the bathroom you are "European"
If you are leaving the bathroom you are "Finnish"

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If you can't find a bathroom you are "screwed"
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My oh my, what have I started??
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If you do, don't you think it should be a royal one?
A flush beats a full house...
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A flush beats a full house...
True, but in the end, a Royal Flush is unbeatable!
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True, but in the end, a Royal Flush is unbeatable!
True, but some days I am just happy with a Straight Flush...
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I think we all just need a bidet for our b'day...
I could be wrong though.

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True, but in the end, a Royal Flush is unbeatable!
"in the end"? Ewwwww
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