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Old 01-18-2022, 12:41 PM   #1
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?













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Old 01-19-2022, 08:16 AM   #6
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Thanks Murff ! Your joke helped me realize that I’m not completely senile ,only took me 3 minutes to get it,
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Old 01-19-2022, 07:53 PM   #8
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying on a porch?






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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a bucket of water?





Bob


What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs against the side of a wall?




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Too old to remember if that is the exact wording on these very old jokes.
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Old 01-19-2022, 08:38 PM   #9
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying on a porch?






Mat


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a bucket of water?





Bob


What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs against the side of a wall?




Ilene


Too old to remember if that is the exact wording on these very old jokes.
There's alot more of those too!

On a auditorium stage:

Mike

In your car trunk:

Jack

Bottom of a ditch:

Doug

Next to the ditch

Phil

On your wall:

Art

And, my favorite, in a pile of leaves:


Russell

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The guy on his knees?

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While laying awake in bed trying to sleep I came up with some more to add to the list. Prepare to Groan.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs ---

In the bathroom:

John


In the bathroom looking down at John:

Ralph


In the postal delivery truck:

Bill


At a hot dog stand:

Frank


In a flower bed:

Bud


In a wall safe:

Will


At a meat packing plant:

Chuck


In the middle of an oil field:

Derek


On a baseball infield:

Clay


On a pile of money:

Rich
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Old 01-21-2022, 07:26 PM   #12
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A lady with one leg shorter that the other:

Aileen

Her Asian Cousin:

Irene

Aileen is married to Ben Dover. You know them, Aileen & Ben Dover

As long as this thread has gone to hell:

Where does dragon milk come from?







A cow with short legs.





Hear about the cow that got a divorce?







She got a bum steer.






Is it colder in Anchrage or in the winter?

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Hmmm, Jim and Murff were up late.
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We need a change of seasons so we can get out camping again.
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We need a change of seasons so we can get out camping again.
Oh, you can still go out camping right now... just need a bigger fire!
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