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01-18-2022, 12:41 PM
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What do you call...
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
FSH
Murff
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01-18-2022, 05:01 PM
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I have no words..... 
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01-18-2022, 05:34 PM
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Hate to say it, but......
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01-19-2022, 07:10 AM
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Dad joke alert
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01-19-2022, 07:52 AM
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Lets not do this >>>>>
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01-19-2022, 08:16 AM
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Thanks Murff ! Your joke helped me realize that I’m not completely senile ,only took me 3 minutes to get it,
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01-19-2022, 09:39 AM
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We’re digging deep for a laugh now!
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01-19-2022, 07:53 PM
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying on a porch?
Mat
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a bucket of water?
Bob
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs against the side of a wall?
Ilene
Too old to remember if that is the exact wording on these very old jokes.
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01-19-2022, 08:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JimD
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying on a porch?
Mat
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a bucket of water?
Bob
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs against the side of a wall?
Ilene
Too old to remember if that is the exact wording on these very old jokes.
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There's alot more of those too!
On a auditorium stage:
Mike
In your car trunk:
Jack
Bottom of a ditch:
Doug
Next to the ditch
Phil
On your wall:
Art
And, my favorite, in a pile of leaves:
Russell
Murff
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01-20-2022, 04:31 PM
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The guy on his knees?
Neal.
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01-21-2022, 05:08 PM
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While laying awake in bed trying to sleep I came up with some more to add to the list. Prepare to Groan. 
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs ---
In the bathroom:
John
In the bathroom looking down at John:
Ralph
In the postal delivery truck:
Bill
At a hot dog stand:
Frank
In a flower bed:
Bud
In a wall safe:
Will
At a meat packing plant:
Chuck
In the middle of an oil field:
Derek
On a baseball infield:
Clay
On a pile of money:
Rich
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01-21-2022, 07:26 PM
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A lady with one leg shorter that the other:
Aileen
Her Asian Cousin:
Irene
Aileen is married to Ben Dover. You know them, Aileen & Ben Dover
As long as this thread has gone to hell:
Where does dragon milk come from?
A cow with short legs.
Hear about the cow that got a divorce?
She got a bum steer.
Is it colder in Anchrage or in the winter?
Murff
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01-21-2022, 08:15 PM
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Groan!
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01-21-2022, 09:32 PM
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Hmmm, Jim and Murff were up late.
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01-22-2022, 10:41 AM
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We need a change of seasons so we can get out camping again.
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01-28-2022, 03:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OnTheGo
We need a change of seasons so we can get out camping again.
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Oh, you can still go out camping right now... just need a bigger fire! 
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