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When you are over seventy, who cares?
I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.
This rather huge ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind, and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches...but, what the heck...
When you're over seventy...........who cares?
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I was talking to a young woman in the VFW??last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.
I said, If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.
Cost me a fat lip, but...
When you're over seventy...........who cares?
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I went to our VFW hall last night, and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?" I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
When you're over seventy...........who cares?
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Murff
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