Words of Wisdom

[JimD]

I taught a technical class for 12 years. As I am a very humorous person I decided to add my "unique" sense of humor to the class to keep the students awake.

I would inject one of my "Words of Wisdom" every few hours and they were a big hit. I have a bunch of them and will add to this post. Some may make you ponder the answer.


To start things off....

1. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

2. I think everyone has a photographic memory; it’s just that some of us don’t have film.

3. Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

4. Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “asteroids”?

5. A day without sunshine is like .................................. night.

[JimD]

Here are some more things to ponder....

1. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

2. What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company?

3. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

4. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

5. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

6. A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory