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02-12-2016, 03:24 PM
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Location: Cumming GA.
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You might be a Redneck if... (keep thread going!)
No offence intended here cuz I are one but; You might be a Redneck if...The only family photos you have are Mug shots!!!!
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Tom & Kat 38 Years strong!
2001 Tundra SR5 I Force V-8
2015 Jay Flight 24FBS
"Gonna buy a home on wheels see
how it feels going mobile"
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02-12-2016, 03:27 PM
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Location: Cumming GA.
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You might be a Redneck if....You've ever opened a beer while on the toilet!
Alright y'all fellow rednecks and wanna be's lets keep it going!
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Tom & Kat 38 Years strong!
2001 Tundra SR5 I Force V-8
2015 Jay Flight 24FBS
"Gonna buy a home on wheels see
how it feels going mobile"
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02-12-2016, 04:34 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Fuquay-Varina
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... You have more guns than teeth.
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02-12-2016, 06:31 PM
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Location: Charleston
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You have ever been told to stop lying thru your tooth.
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TV 2005 Ram 3500 CC LB SRW Cummins POWER
2014 Jayco Jayflight 32BHDS Prodigy P3 brake controller.Reese dual cam 1400/14000
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02-12-2016, 08:18 PM
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The only movie quote you "think" you remember is, "I love the smell of 30wt in the morning". Apologies to Robert Duvall. 
Or your favorite pick-up line is, "Hey sweetheart, nice tooth".
Bumper sticker: Larry the Cable Guy for president
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2013 F-350 CC SB 2WD 6.7PS
2013 Eagle Premier 351 RLTS
-SOLD- 2012 X23B
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02-12-2016, 08:21 PM
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Location: Virginia`s Eastern Shore
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Just have to tap into some Foxworthy
''You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.”
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02-12-2016, 08:22 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
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“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.”
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2018 Ford F250 Super Duty 6.2l CCSB
2010 Jayflight 28BHS (sold)
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02-12-2016, 08:22 PM
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Site Team
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“You might be a redneck if …the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.”
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2018 Ford F250 Super Duty 6.2l CCSB
2010 Jayflight 28BHS (sold)
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02-12-2016, 08:22 PM
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Site Team
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“If you think the stock market has a fence around it, you might be a redneck”
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2017 Coachmen Catalina 283RKS
2018 Ford F250 Super Duty 6.2l CCSB
2010 Jayflight 28BHS (sold)
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02-12-2016, 08:23 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Virginia`s Eastern Shore
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“If you think the French Riviera is foreign car, you might be a redneck”
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2017 Coachmen Catalina 283RKS
2018 Ford F250 Super Duty 6.2l CCSB
2010 Jayflight 28BHS (sold)
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02-12-2016, 08:24 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
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“If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck”
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2017 Coachmen Catalina 283RKS
2018 Ford F250 Super Duty 6.2l CCSB
2010 Jayflight 28BHS (sold)
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02-12-2016, 08:34 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Missouri City, The Republic of Texas
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Your pickup is older than your wife, and in better shape.
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Cheers,
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2013 F-350 CC SB 2WD 6.7PS
2013 Eagle Premier 351 RLTS
-SOLD- 2012 X23B
-SOLD- 2003 Ford Expedition 5.4, Bilstein shocks
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02-13-2016, 07:16 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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If your wife has five kids and two of them have the same daddy.
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2011- 351RLTS Eagle, MorRyde suspension/pin box,
2017- F350 6.7 PSD Lariat FX4,SRW, SB,CC
Hughes PWD SP-50A, TST TPMS
Gator roll-up bed cover
B&W Turnover ball, Companion Std hitch
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02-13-2016, 08:20 AM
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Location: Houston
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if you have more household appliances in the front yard than in your trailer home.
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King Bed with Java Interior, (2X) Yamaha EF2000isV2
2012 Ram 4500, 6.7L Cummins Turbo Diesel, MegaCab = " Hagrid"
8'x12' BMCM Stake Bed, Cabin Chassis, 2WD
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02-13-2016, 08:27 AM
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As a child, you lived with your Mama and your Uncle Dad.
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02-13-2016, 08:47 AM
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Location: Cumming GA.
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Good ones! It was a slow afternoon at work and I needed some laughs. The DW and I are off next Friday to recover from a Thursday night concert and the weekend forecast looks great so I've booked two nights at one of the Corp campgrounds open year round on the local lake to kill some cabin fever. I'm looking forward to a couple days of fishing, campfires and cold ones, told ya I are one!
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Tom & Kat 38 Years strong!
2001 Tundra SR5 I Force V-8
2015 Jay Flight 24FBS
"Gonna buy a home on wheels see
how it feels going mobile"
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02-13-2016, 08:48 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: Cumming GA.
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Your Will mentions tires.
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Tom & Kat 38 Years strong!
2001 Tundra SR5 I Force V-8
2015 Jay Flight 24FBS
"Gonna buy a home on wheels see
how it feels going mobile"
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02-13-2016, 10:17 AM
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Location: Houston
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if you grew up thinking Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.
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2016 Jayco Eagle 330RSTS = " Madame Maxime"
Maxxis M8008 E rated Tires and 16" Wheel Upgrade
Dual A/C 15K BTU, 14K Equalizer WD hitch with SC
King Bed with Java Interior, (2X) Yamaha EF2000isV2
2012 Ram 4500, 6.7L Cummins Turbo Diesel, MegaCab = " Hagrid"
8'x12' BMCM Stake Bed, Cabin Chassis, 2WD
360 degree Virtual Tour
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02-13-2016, 01:35 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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If directions to your house include "turn left at the last dirt road."
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There's lots of advice and information in forums... sometimes it is correct. For example, all of my posts are made by a political appointee who got the job as a reward for contributions to my diesel bill.
2011 Jayco 28.5RLS; 2021 Chevy Duramax; Pullrite Superglide Hitch
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02-14-2016, 07:44 AM
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If your wife says "clean the floors", and you fire up the leaf blower...
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Think you're too old to cry or swear out loud...walk into your hitch in the dark.
2012 Jay Flight 19RD
2016 Ford F150 XLT 2X4 SC 3.5L Eco Max Tow
2010 Tundra TRD DBL Cab (Traded)
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