Never heard this before...

[sturgissteele]

An eight year old kid asks aloud, "Does a three legged dog swim in circles"?

That's a first for me in the 50 some years I've been around.

How 'bout you? Got a good one?

[PaulB12]

A lot of dogs use their tail as a rudder.
PaulB12

[Flyrotor]

Hahaha! Ya, I’ve heard that one before,

How about “does a chicken have lips?”

[Lake Huron]

Ever had pickled hummingbird tongues?

[Springhook]

"Was you ever stung by a dead bee?"

[sturgissteele]

It's like pulling hen's teeth!

[Flyrotor]

In reference to a large gut... “it takes a real man to build a shed over his tools”

[edatlanta]

I read a piece in a newspaper from about 1951 about a little guy who was fishing with his grandfather and after a couple of fish were caught the little guy asked "does the fish bite the minnow or does the minnow bite the fish"?

The reason I read this piece was that my grandmother saved it after she phoned it in to the paper for the column about funny things kids say. She had to phone it in since this way before the internet you know. That little guy was me at about age 4.

[sturgissteele]

Originally Posted by edatlanta

I read a piece in a newspaper from about 1951 about a little guy who was fishing with his grandfather and after a couple of fish were caught the little guy asked "does the fish bite the minnow or does the minnow bite the fish"?

The reason I read this piece was that my grandmother saved it after she phoned it in to the paper for the column about funny things kids say. She had to phone it in since this way before the internet you know. That little guy was me at about age 4.

How awesome is that! Thanks for sharing. Made our day!

[sturgissteele]

Originally Posted by Lake Huron

Ever had pickled hummingbird tongues?

Nope! Cracks me up; funny! My DW is still laughing at this.