The wish game

[clutch]

Granted, sunshine can be sunny or in liquid form.

I wish for the sunny days.

[Threebutchers]

How about some Happy Days instead?

I wish I had another week at the beach......

[Crabman]

Granted, but Jaws eats you and its your last wish ever.

Wish I had time to camp somewhere west of the bay.

[clutch]

Granted, there are lots of campgrounds between the two oceans.

I wish every ones wish could come true.

[Threebutchers]

Granted - everyone's wish will come true in 2016. (and don't even mention Hillary.... b_ _ _ _, please!)

I wish the Golden Hawks would come back and thin out this rabbit infestation.

[WVDusty]

Granted but they all nested over top of your camper[emoji90]

I wish i lived down south!

[clutch]

Granted but when you get there you find that one AC isn't enough.


I wish I could ride my quad and not get wet or muddy or cold.

[Threebutchers]

Originally Posted by clutch

I wish I could ride my quad and not get wet or muddy or cold.

Yessir!....here is your PINK quad. Ride it anytime and it will not get wet, muddy or cold..... (or go over 5 mph) - Batteries not Included

I wish the woodpeckers would stop pecking holes in my deck to eat the Carpenter Bee larva....

[Crabman]

Granted. The woodpeckers instead turn their attention to your Jayco and it is ravaged and evicerated beyond recognition.

I wish the "wish game" participants were more mentally stable.

[SecretCoveDave]

Crabby - you may be a good moderator - but - a judge of stability?

OK - a better judge than I.

Cap't. Dave.

[Threebutchers]

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[SecretCoveDave]

I actually forgot about "Nambarc" - thanks for that!

[clutch]

Originally Posted by Crabman

Granted. The woodpeckers instead turn their attention to your Jayco and it is ravaged and evicerated beyond recognition.

I wish the "wish game" participants were more mentally stable.

Granted, now all the participants (nuts) are running the nut house.

I wish for world peace.

[Crabman]

Originally Posted by SecretCoveDave

Crabby - you may be a good moderator - but - a judge of stability?

OK - a better judge than I.

Cap't. Dave.

Glad to see you back on the forum, Dave.

[Crabman]

Originally Posted by clutch

Granted, now all the participants (nuts) are running the nut house.

I wish for world peace.

This one I`m going to grant with no strings attached.

I wish I could get up at a more sane time instead of 330 AM.

[Threebutchers]

Originally Posted by Crabman

I wish I could get up at a more sane time instead of 330 AM.

Granted......Crablight Savings Time has been enacted and starting tomorrow the crabs will be getting up one hour later so you can sleep in.

I wish my neighbors would invite us to their beach house more often

[clutch]

Granted, but due to financial problems beyond your control you are now his gardener.

I wish the snow in the high country would melt.

[Threebutchers]

Originally Posted by clutch

I wish the snow in the high country would melt.

If your talking about your gray hair....GRANTED - 100 cartons of "Just For Men" headed your way.

I wish Crabman would catch more crabs.....$17.00# for backfin lump is a little steep, yet.

[Crabman]

Granted, but I raised my prices even more out of spite.

I wish 3butchers would eat more soft crabs, better deal then lump.

[Threebutchers]

Granted.....3Butchers eats soft crabs for 67 days straight - then notices everything on his body has gone soft and he sues Crabman for a 50 year supply of Viagra.

I wish my DW would stop using my razor for whatever it is she uses my razor for...