The wish game

[Locky66]

Granted, granted, granted, etc........

I wish for less TV commercials about erectile dysfunction and feminine hygiene products.

[grayco]

Granted...now there is more air time for reruns of The Brady Bunch and Barney Miller.

I wish for eggs and bacon.

[Crabman]

Granted and you get Salmanella in return.

I wish I was in Philadelphia.

[Threebutchers]

Originally Posted by Crabman

I wish I was in Philadelphia.

Granted!....but in your travels through Washington, DC on the Anacostia Parkway you run out of gas while towing your Jayco to Philadelphia....by the time you walk back to your truck and Jayco....this is all that's left....



I wish my Jayco could turn solid waste into environmentally friendly campfire logs....

[Crabman]

Granted but you start to resemble Al Gore, yikes.

I wish I was in Bismark North Dakota.

[Threebutchers]

Originally Posted by Crabman

I wish I was in Bismark North Dakota.

Granted....would you like to be frozen before?..... or just wait until you get there?


I wish my Jayco could take liquid waste and toilet paper and turn it into Lemon Gelato Cups.....[ATTACH][/ATTACH]

[Crabman]

Granted. Enjoy your converted lemon turds.

I wish I was in Calcutta.

[Threebutchers]

Granted.....the bad news is your plane is going down in the Indian Ocean and everyone dies....the good news you'll spend the rest of your next life reincarnated as a cow in Calcutta and you'll be treated like royalty

I wish I can someday take my Jayco to Charlotte Speedway and do laps with it going 138mph

[exjay1]

Granted.. but you forgot you entered into a trailer pulling demo derby


I wish I was on the beach in 85 deg weather with a full cooler of beer.

[Crabman]

Granted, unfortunatly a Sasquatch attacks from behind the dunes, drinks beer and hits you with a haymaker.


Wish I was in Sochi sitting next to Putin.

[Threebutchers]

Granted....but the "key word" Putin reached the filters of the NSA and you are now suspected of selling blue channel crabbing secrets to the Russians. You make it to Russia....but you have to watch the Olympics from Hotel Siberia on a 12" TV sitting next to Edward Snowden instead.

I wish Facebook was an Olympic sport....my wife would surely bring home "gold" [ATTACH][/ATTACH]

[Locky66]

Granted but she is stripped of her gold medal because of using steroids.

Oh how I wish this snow was gone.

[grayco]

Granted...but only for one day.

I wish every time a soccer mom reaches for her phone while driving the van would stall.

[Heady]

Granted, but now the soccer mom is holding up traffic as her van will not restart and you are late for work.

I wish I was sitting around a campfire with my favorite adult beverage.

[Crabman]

Granted, but your favorite beverage is tainted with nambaric acid. Yuck.

I wish I was in Paris.

[nambarc]

Now me gots an acid named after me.

[Heady]

Granted, you irritated Crabman so much that he deleted your account and now you have nothing to do all day.

I wish that I was at Sochi in person.

[Crabman]

Granted, but Putin has you arrested as a spy and you are sent to a gulag in Siberia.


Wish I was in Kalamazoo.

[Threebutchers]

Granted....after a 48 hour flight delay, you make it to Kalamazoo....but your baggage wound up in Timbuktu....

I wish my Jayco had a 3 Year Warranty....

[Crabman]

Granted, but its in the shop the entire 3 years after being cursed by nambarc.

I wish Threebutchers had some of this rain.