6,000!
I initially thought I could make a big change in weight by keeping the Suburban nearly empty of fuel, until I multiplied 32 gallons by 6 lbs per gallon and realized that a tank of fuel weighs just about what a grown man does. head slap.
I'm going to take it over the the CAT scale at the truck stop to find out for sure, but the interweb of all knowledge says that it's got a curb weight of 5,123.
The big picture is, I dont see people flat towing Suburbans behing gas class A's but on the other hand, I dont see families of 8 that often either.
Thanks for the comments