Grumpy
Senior Member
The local mailman finally reached the day that he would retire from his long held route. Many of those along the way decided that they would celebrate by giving him some parting gifts. As he arrived at the first house he was handed a new rod and reel. When he arrived at the 2nd house that homeowner handed him a brand new tackle box. As he stepped on the porch of the 3rd house the door opened and the woman was standing there in a tiny negligee and pulled him into the house. She led him up stairs and they made wild passionate love. When they finished she took him to the kitchen and fixed a very scrumptious breakfast. As she brought his cup of coffee over he noticed a dollar bill on the saucer. He looked down at it and then asked, "What's the dollar for"? She stated, "When we were discussing your retirement and what we should get you my husband said, "Screw him, give him a dollar". Breakfast was my idea.
