The wish game

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but its mind is concentrated on snow and rain.

I wish the sunshine and 70s today would last more that two days.

 

[norty1]

Granted but only is coastal SC!

I wish I could eat some Steamed oysters today. Oh I forgot, I am!

 

[nambarc]

Granted. But you break a tooth on a pearl.

I wish Norty was owner of JOF

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but it turned out to be the Jackhammer Operators Federation, and he said “no way.”

I wish my DW didn’t get stuck on jury duty the next two weeks…

 

[MikeNChelle]

Granted, but now it's the next 3 weeks.
I wish my camper was already waxed by someone else.

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, except it was done by Nambarc, and he used sandpaper for buffing pads.

I wish it would stop raining so I could wax our camper myself.

 

[Murff]

Granted but it's only 15 degrees outside.

I wish this had been my 5,000th post!

Murff

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted— with my next wish…
I wish Murff would respond next.

 

[Murff]

Okay, Duck! Wish Granted! 5000th post!!

I wish we weren't going to put the rig on the market soon due to mobility issues and the fact we have used it only four times in the last two years.

Murff

 

[Crabman]

Granted. Your back in business but nambarc is your traveling companion. Mobility has its price.

I wish I was campy, and in perfect weather.

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but it’s perfect weather for Antarctica in wintertime.

I wish someone would magically wash my truck for me.

 

[Duke4857]

Granted, in exchange you have to detail mine.

I wish this debarker worked correctly.

 

[nambarc]

Granted. You're now in the debarker business.

I wish Norty was.online tonight so I could harass him.

 

[nambarc]

Granted. Norty is always on line.
I wish I had A filet mignon

 

[JFlightRisk]

Granted, but you have to catch the cow first.

I wish I could groom our pups without it looking like a chainsaw hack job.

 

[nambarc]

Granted but unfortunately you shaved too.close and now they are bald.

I wish I was a Crabman

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted but unfortunately you shaved too.close and now they are bald.

I wish I was a Crabman

Granted. But next time you’re invited to dinner, you’re the entree.

I wish it was time to hit the road for our next trip.

 

[Duke4857]

Granted. You broke your knuckle when you hit the road with your fist.

I wish I was crappie fishing.

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted. You broke your knuckle when you hit the road with your fist.

I wish I was crappie fishing.

Granted. But all of your catch is “crappy.”

I wish it wouldn’t rain for the big classic car cruise tomorrow night.

 

[craigav]

Granted, but everyone else is going to the classic tractor show tomorrow night.

Can "crappie fishing" be abbreviated to be "crapping"?
I wish I knew the answer to these things.