The wish game

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but everyone else is going to the classic tractor show tomorrow night.

Can "crappie fishing" be abbreviated to be "crapping"?
I wish I knew the answer to these things.

Granted. But you now know that “pistol shooting” can be abbreviated into a word that gets you kicked out of the shooting range.

I wish the NBA playoffs weren’t so interminably long.

 

[JFlightRisk]

Granted> The playoffs are now 5 second long, and you missed them while getting a beer from the fridge.

I wish that when I stop to think..............I could get started again.

 

[Crabman]

Not granted because only the all knowing nambarc has the answer to such questions.

I wish I was in Malta

 

[OnTheGo]

Granted, but your luggage ended up in Nigeria.

I wish Jayco would return to being Jayco.

 

[nambarc]

Granted but only after Thor sells the company to me.

I wish you people came up with better wishes

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted but only after Thor sells the company to me.

I wish you people came up with better wishes

Granted.
I wish Nambarc would take an RV trip to a KOA on Mars with no wifi.

 

[Murff]

Granted but he came back and is now camped in your yard using your Wi-Fi downloading questionable content.

I wish my grants were funnier.

 

[norty1]

Granted they are funny but it takes 6 years to read them!
I wonder what nambarc's sister looks like?

 

[OnTheGo]

Granted, she's beautiful, but she is the only good looking sibling.
I wish pizza was on the healthy foods charts.

 

[Duke4857]

Granted, she's beautiful, but she is the only good looking sibling.
I wish pizza was on the healthy foods charts.

Granted, but you have to use cauliflower crust.

I wish good for you food tasted good.

 

[Taftcoach]

Granted. But now you crave bad tasting food.

I wish my oak pollen allergies didn't ruin every April and May.

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted. But now you crave bad tasting food.

I wish my oak pollen allergies didn't ruin every April and May.

Granted, but now they ruin every month BUT April and May.

I wish my trailer could sanitize its water lines automatically.

 

[OnTheGo]

Granted, but now they only dispense beer.

I wish someone would invent a robot that would do my campsite setup.

 

[JFlightRisk]

Granted. But it sets up your trailer at the gas pumps every time you stop.

I wish MY plumbing dispensed beer....or wine....or whiskey.

 

[Taftcoach]

Granted but it's NA versions of each.

I wish my browser would load all of the comments before I post.

 

[OnTheGo]

Granted, but they're all in a foreign language.

I wish the bugs in Florida had cash value.

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but they're all in a foreign language.

I wish the bugs in Florida had cash value.

Granted, but the currency is the Iranian rial, which is next to worthless.

I wish this freakin’ wind would stop blowing.

 

[nambarc]

Granted but your reward is a record drought.


I wish Norty was married to my sister that he's so interested in.

 

[OnTheGo]

Granted, but now he's your brother-in-law and you have to be civil with each other at family gatherings.

I wish my TT had a hitch-to-bumper 10 year parts and labor warranty.

 

[norty1]

Granted, now your hitch and bumper are the only thing covered!

I wish I never have a brother in law like nambarc.