The wish game

[Crabman]

Granted. But now nambarc is very bitter and angry. Please proceed with caution.

I wish I was in a Caribbean cruise

 

[OnTheGo]

Granted, but the crew has lost their oars and you're adrift.

I wish Murff was my neighbor.

 

[norty1]

He's not, thank your lucky stars!

I wish it would rain some here!

 

[JFlightRisk]

Granted. You may freak out the neighbors when you build an ark.

I wish it would STOP raining here. The pups are tired of getting wet and being dried off.

 

[nambarc]

Granted. Your next weather events are a record drought followed by plagues of frogs and locusts

I wish I could buy a new Jayco

 

[Duke4857]

Granted, it falls apart in your driveway on the first time out.

I wish I had a piggy wind to make all food healthy.

 

[nambarc]

Not granted because that wish is above my pay grade.

I wish I was in Minot

 

[Murff]

Granted but you taste like vinegar.

I wish my White Hawk wasn't for sale, still!

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted. A freak asteroid landed on it and there’s nothing to sell.

I wish I could sleep in just one day this week…

 

[Duke4857]

Granted, you sleep until 4:00 am.

I wish the birds did not poop on my car.

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, you sleep until 4:00 am.

I wish the birds did not poop on my car.

Granted. Now they poop on your head.

I wish the allergy season was over.

 

[Crabman]

Granted but your reward is constipation.

I wish I was camping

 

[OnTheGo]

Granted, but you're in Barow, AK and it's going to be 11 degrees tonight (for real).

I wish I was at a casino and "Lady Luck" was with me.

 

[Crabman]

Granted but she's a prostitute with crabs. Yikes.

I wish I was in Butte Montana doing something.

 

[JFlightRisk]

Granted. But you spend 6 months there waiting for the Bee Gees concert and get snowed in.

I wish I had a crab boat in Virginia.

 

[Crabman]

Granted, but all you catch are baby nambarcs.

I wish I was counting flowers on the wall smoking cigarettes and watching Captain kangaroo

 

[OnTheGo]

Granted, but it takes you back to the hippie years and your body is incapable of handling that.

I wish I knew the value of a net full of baby nambarcs.

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but it takes you back to the hippie years and your body is incapable of handling that.

I wish I knew the value of a net full of baby nambarcs.

Granted, but it’s so low it costs you money to throw them back.

I wish Yellowstone NP would have a week when our family were the only visitors allowed. No crowds!

 

[OnTheGo]

Granted, but you can't get there because the roads are saturated with tourists who are looking for something else to do.

I wish I could get a perfect score at the trap range.

 

[Duke4857]

Granted, but you shot the boxes of clays on the ground.

I wish someone would crawl under the house for me to run wires and pipes.