The wish game

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but you are in Bangor, CA, in the middle of nowhere and it’s 100* for the next week.

I wish I was somewhere by a campfire.

 

[Duke4857]

Granted, but you get a ticket for open campfire burnning during a drought fire season.


I wish I did not have to crawl under the house.

 

[OnTheGo]

Granted. The crawl-space has been eliminated and you have to tunnel in.

I wish the folks on the barrier island weren't so darn snooty.

 

[norty1]

Granted, they are now snotty!

I wish I wasn't painting today.

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted. Nambarc is doing the job and now your house is hot pink.

I wish it wasn’t already 84* when I woke up this morning.

 

[norty1]

Granted, it’s 92 like here now!

I pray my ac never quits in summer

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted. But the furnace side quits in the fall.

I wish it wasn’t 103 right now.

 

[Crabman]

Granted. It's 104.

I wish it was warmer here.

 

[OnTheGo]

Granted, it's 120 in the shade.

I wish pizza had no calories.

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but it has no cheese or pepperoni, just crust.

I wish my Amazon order would hurry up.

 

[Duke4857]

Granted but you have to send it back, it was damaged in shipping.

I wish I could go camping.

 

[JFlightRisk]

Granted. But you have to take everyone here along with you.

I wish pizza was part of the four food groups that are good for you.

 

[OnTheGo]

Granted, but it has to be washed down with beer to fit into the group.

I wish I was at the craps table on a hot streak.

 

[nambarc]

Granted. But I have taken control of the crooked fixed table and you lose it all back, and then some

I wish I owned a casino

 

[OnTheGo]

Granted, but money ruins you, and your shunned by the members at JOF.

I wish I will amount to something when I grow up.

 

[Crabman]

Granted, you are nambarc's new side kick.

I wish I had a good dessert tonight

 

[OnTheGo]

Granted, but it has some ingredients in it that you are allergic to so you can't eat it.

I wish I had better math skills.

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted. But now you just realized your checking account is overdrawn.

I wish these 90-degree temperatures would last all summer.

 

[Crabman]

Granted but unclear why that's desirable.

I wish I was the US Open winner tomorrow

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but it is the US Open of mini golf and the windmill gave you problems.

I wish I had a Porsche Cayman…