The wish game

[OnTheGo]

Granted, but it has a go-cart engine and Tesla emblems.

I wish I was on the 18th Tee at 3 under.

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but you’re 6 feet under

I wish my joints didn’t hurt and I could just play golf again.

 

[nambarc]

Granted, not even nambarc could possibly deny that one.

I wish I could lose this urge to nose mine.

 

[Crabman]

Granted, instead you scratch your butt.

I wish it was Fall

 

[Duke4857]

Granted, you are early for a appointment. You forgot to fall back the clock.

I wish I could walk like when I was 40.

 

[JFlightRisk]

Granted. But now your sense of direction is screwed up, and you get lost all the time.

I wish I was 30 years younger and know what I know now.

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but now you know you’ll have to pay your 30-year mortgage all over again!

I wish someone would mow my lawns for me in today’s 105* sun.

 

[nambarc]

Granted. The nambarc lawn service is on its way. We charge triple time when temp is over 100 and you must provide adult beverages.

I wish I was glamping with Norty and that Jflightrisk guy.

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but it’s in Death Valley and they picked up and left you in the dead of night.

I wish it wasn’t going to be 110* for each of the next four days…

 

[nambarc]

Granted, you have been moved to Antarctica forever.

I wish I had more forum member voodoo dolls to play with.

 

[OnTheGo]

Granted, but they're made of steel and you can't put pins in them.

I wish nambarc would remove the pins from my voodoo doll so I could get to my ideal weight.

 

[nambarc]

Granted, now you only have my bad medicine to contend with.

I wish I was in Key West

 

[LuckyDuck]

Granted. You’re there just in time for the next deadly tropical storm.

I wish nearby wildfire smoke was making our sky overcast and I could go outside and breathe.