Murff
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A semi truck driver is on his way to deliver 200 penguins to the city zoo. All of a sudden his truck starts to break down. He pulls over to the side of the road and sees another semi with no trailer approaching and flags him down.
"I have to get my truck fixed but I have all these penguins that need to go to the zoo. I will give you $600.00 to take them to the zoo for me? The man agrees and the two truckers get the trailer hitched up to the good semi.
Several hours later, the first truck driver's truck is all fixed up and he starts driving towards the zoo to make sure the penguins got there alright. Soon he sees the other driver from before walking in the opposite direction of the zoo with the 200 penguins marching right behind him.
He immediately pulls over and gets out of his truck and starts yelling "What do you think you're doing? I gave you $600.00 to take these penguins to the zoo!"
The man replies "I did take them to the zoo! I have $300.00 left, so now I'm taking them to a movie!"
Murff
"I have to get my truck fixed but I have all these penguins that need to go to the zoo. I will give you $600.00 to take them to the zoo for me? The man agrees and the two truckers get the trailer hitched up to the good semi.
Several hours later, the first truck driver's truck is all fixed up and he starts driving towards the zoo to make sure the penguins got there alright. Soon he sees the other driver from before walking in the opposite direction of the zoo with the 200 penguins marching right behind him.
He immediately pulls over and gets out of his truck and starts yelling "What do you think you're doing? I gave you $600.00 to take these penguins to the zoo!"
The man replies "I did take them to the zoo! I have $300.00 left, so now I'm taking them to a movie!"
Murff
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