Golf Joke

[Murff]

Three golfing partners [Gary, Jon and Craig] died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon arrival they discover the most beautiful golf course they have ever seen. St. Peter tells them that they are all welcome to play the course, but he cautions them that there is only one rule:

Don't hit the ducks in your first three months here.

The men all have blank expressions, and finally Gary asks, "The ducks?"

"Yes", St. Peter replies, "There are millions of ducks walking around the
course and if one gets hit, he quacks then the one next to him quacks and soon
they're all quacking to beat the band and it really breaks the tranquility. If
you hit the ducks, you'll be punished, otherwise everything is yours to enjoy."

Upon entering the course, the men noted that there were indeed large numbers of
ducks everywhere.

Within fifteen minutes, Jon hits a duck. The duck quacked, the one next to it
quacked and soon here was a deafening roar of duck quacks.

St. Peter walked up with an extremely homely w oman in tow and asks, "Who hit
the duck?"

The guy who had done it, Jon, admitted, "I did."

St. Peter immediately pulled out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed Jon's right
hand to the homely woman's left hand.

"I told you not to hit the ducks,", he said. Now you'll be handcuffed together
for eternity."

The other two men were very cautious not to hit any ducks, but a couple of
weeks later, Gary accidentally did.

The quacks were as deafening as before and within minutes St. Peter walked up
with an even uglier woman.

St. Peter cuffed Gary's right hand to the homely woman's left hand. "I told
you not to hit the ducks," he said; "Now you'll be handcuffed together for
eternity."

Craig was extremely careful. Some days he wouldn't even move for fear of even
nudging a duck.

After three months of this he still hadn't hit a duck.

St. Peter walked up to Craig at the end of the three months and had with him a
knock-out gorgeous woman, the most beautiful woman Craig had ever seen. St.
Peter smiled at Craig and then, without a word, handcuffed him to the beautiful
woman and walked off.

Craig, knowing that he would be handcuffed to this woman for eternity, let out
a contented sigh and wondered aloud, "I wonder what I did to deserve this?

The woman responds, "I don't know about you, but I hit a duck."

Murff

[FishAr]

LOL.

We were putting out on a green that's on the lake front in a pretty good rain storm when a friend of mine says"Look out there at those idiots in that boat, fishing in the rain. That can't be any fun."

[M&A]

That one was good -

[clutch]

Good one.