As son in college once said to Dad:
No Mon, No Fun, Your Son.
Dad's reply was:
Too Bad, So Sad, your Dad !
2003 Ford F-350 V-10 Crew Cab 4WD Long Bed
2004 Jayco Designer Medallion 29 RLTS 5th wheel
Bill, Gayle, and Mindi (dachshund)
Retired at last !
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.