The wish game

[Murff]

Granted, but your boat is still connected to its trailer as you open the sail.

I wish all forum members on other forums were as drama free as here.

Murff

[Crabman]

Granted, but it's because all the crazy drama loving nuts have now flocked to JOF and it's mayhem here.

I wish nambarc would move in with Norty, our esteemed senior site team member.

[TWP723]

Granted, but nambarcs mom called and wants him home immediately.

I wish to camp by the ocean this year.

[TaftCoach]

Granted. But the park host directs you to an idyllic waterfront site with waves gently kissing the shore a couple feet from your door . . . at low tide.

I wish my improv group had more shows lined up.

[TWP723]

Granted, but the shows lined up are re-runs of Hogan's Heros.

I wish to visit the Grand Canyon.

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but the only reservations available are in mid-August when temps hit an all-time high of 125*.

I wish I owned a secluded piece of land to camp on every summer — with hookups.

[Crabman]

Granted, but its in North Korea. Yikes.
I wish I was in Bismarck, ND

[TaftCoach]

Granted but the Dakota Zoo had an escape and the lion is sleeping under your porch.

I wish I play a full round of golf without hurting so much the next day.

[nambarc]

Gwanted, but its only a three hole golf course hence your lack of pain.

I wish I had a new multi million dollar class A.

[Murff]

Granted! However, on its way to you, this happened:



And, to make matters worse, a homeless family now resides in the wreck.

I wish it wouldn't rain anymore!

[Crabman]

Granted, but you are now in the worse and longest drought since the times of Rameses.

I wish I had a pet turtle

[TaftCoach]

Granted but it hangs out in sewers eating pizza.

I wish I had a Chicago style deep dish pizza.

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but after dropping it off, the delivery person sideswiped your F150!

I wish I could afford a $50 bottle of Cabernet with dinner tonight.

[JFlightRisk]

Granted! But the online liquor store sent you ten $5.00 bottles of Ripple by mistake.

I wish I'd bought a box of donuts for the morning coffee.

[Crabman]

Granted, but that dreaded mascot nambarc ate them all first.

I wish it was the 4th of July

[sturgissteele]

Granted, but it's July of 2010 and you'll have to sign up here and start over with your post count.

I wish I could get a turn at playing MY VR. (Kids dominate the thing, haha.)

[Murff]

Granted, but your power bill is unpaid and your power is shutoff.

I wish I could afford what I'm spending.

[sturgissteele]

Granted, you're filthy rich and have a billion dollars, only it's all in Monopoly money.

I wish I had more friends like nambarc.

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but they all hang around your house and monopolize your VR.

I wish I had a swimming pool.

[JFlightRisk]

Granted. But it's an Olympic size pool, and there's no water to fill it because of the drought.

I wish I wasn't so darn old.