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11-08-2011, 06:52 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Carson City, NV
Posts: 1,576
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Signs
Sign over a Gynecologist's
Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your
cervix."
In a Podiatrist's
office:
"Time wounds all
heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck:
"Yesterday's Meals on
Wheels"
At a Proctologist's
door:
"To expedite your visit, please back
in."
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband
fixed."
On another Plumber's
truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your
plumber."
On a Church's Bill
board:
"7 days without God makes one
weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee
"Invite us to your next
blowout."
At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We
want tows."
On an Electrician's
truck:
"We'd love to get into your
shorts."
In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke,
We will assume you are on fire and will
take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room
door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's
Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking
for,
You've come to the right
place."
On a Taxidermist's
window:
"We really know our
stuff."
On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is
expensive!"
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet
- miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you
coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting
room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!
Stay!"
At the Electric
Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in
your payment.
However, if you don't, you will
be."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come
on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral
Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll
wait."
At a Propane Filling
Station:
"Thank heaven for little
grills."
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a
leak."
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank
Truck:
"Caution
- This Truck is full of Political Promises."
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11-08-2011, 10:48 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Mostly the US
Posts: 10,002
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Lol
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Denise, DH, grandkids, and two rescue pups
-2016 Jay Flight 29QBS Elite
-2016 Ford F-250 XLT 4x2, 6.2L EFI V8, 4.30 Elec Lock, Heavy duty Alt
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11-08-2011, 08:22 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: North Idaho/Arizona
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We used to have a private gargage service in our town. On the side of the gargage truck was this sign.
Satisfaction garanteed or doubble your gargabe back.
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2011 Eagle 330RLTS with just about every option.
2017 Silverado 1500 4x4 5.3 with tow package. (no, we don't tow the Jayco with it.)
2018 Surveyor 265RLDS well equipped.
Life in the slow lane is still life.
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11-08-2011, 09:05 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Central NY
Posts: 203
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My Dad was a plumber. He always had a bumper sticker on his truck:
If it weren't for your plumber you wouldn't have a place to go.
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11-09-2011, 04:40 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Kalamazoo, West Michigan
Posts: 1,817
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Amother septic truck sign, "Your poop is our bread and butter."
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2011 F150 4x4 SCREW Ecoboost, Max Tow, Integrated TBC, 3.73 LS axle, Firestone Ride Rite airbags.
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11-09-2011, 06:41 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: James Island, SC
Posts: 22,859
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A meat market sign said, " You can lick our chops but you can't beat our meat"
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2011- 351RLTS Eagle, MorRyde suspension/pin box,
2017- F350 6.7 PSD Lariat FX4,SRW, SB,CC
Hughes PWD SP-50A, TST TPMS
Gator roll-up bed cover
B&W Turnover ball, Companion Std hitch
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11-09-2011, 07:22 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: West Texas
Posts: 2,114
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A bumper sticker read, "My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her....or something like that".
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2016 Chevy LTZ - Duramax/Allison
2008 Eagle 30.5BHS
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11-09-2011, 07:27 PM
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#8
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: AZ, SSA (Squabbling States of America)
Posts: 1,432
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Two bumper stickers I used to have:
I'd rather be fishing.
I owe, I owe, so off to work I go.
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11-09-2011, 07:31 PM
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#9
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Virginia`s Eastern Shore
Posts: 17,093
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2017 Coachmen Catalina 283RKS
2018 Ford F250 Super Duty 6.2l CCSB
2010 Jayflight 28BHS (sold)
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11-09-2011, 07:45 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Virginia`s Eastern Shore
Posts: 17,093
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RV owners can appreciate this one
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2017 Coachmen Catalina 283RKS
2018 Ford F250 Super Duty 6.2l CCSB
2010 Jayflight 28BHS (sold)
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12-02-2011, 07:12 AM
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#11
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 213
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local septic tank service: We're number 1 in the number 2 business!
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