Grammar and punctuation.

[djglover7]

Grammer and punctuation.

I would say at least 50% of the articles I read here are so poorly written, I give up.

Slow down, read each sentence (twice), then post.

[Grumpaw374]

OMG...them grammmer poolice have done arriveed !!!
Now I gots ta witch my spellin and puncertation ?"$#!!
I done tryed to use one of them word books to help but then I'd hafta lerns ta reed
And I aint stoopid I gots a coolige deegree had a scoolership for playin checkers and didnt hafta take no lernin classes.
Aint a puncertation when ya gets a nail in your tyres ?

[Old and soft]

If you are giving up, why should we bother?

[Racinforthefinish]

Danger ahead! I quickly hit my breaks! It broke, I should have used the brakes.

[Grumpaw374]

Originally Posted by Racinforthefinish

Danger ahead! I quickly hit my breaks! It broke, I should have used the brakes.

That arent nuthin. I aint stoopid but I am a lityl dumm...
When I stop at one of them signs that says to STOP, I STOP, but I hafta wait a long time for it to say GO ! Sometimes the peoples behind me gets mad and start beepin there horns !
When I gets on a parkway, well I park cause theres lots a room, but then other people start beepin ther horns at me.

[dbahn]

If you think grammer is bad, try telling pilots that your plane is in a hanger.

[Grumpaw374]

When he spoked about puncertation, I thinked bout the last one I had and how I done patched it....

[Grumpaw374]

Originally Posted by djglover7

Grammer and punctuation.

I would say at least 50% of the articles I read here are so poorly written, I give up.

Slow down, read each sentence (twice), then post.

So, just reed the tother half that arent poorly writn !!!
And I does reed my centences twicet and they makes perfect cents to me !!!

[Happy wife / happy life]

I’m a thicken I done been insultated , but I ain’t sure. HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE !!

[TaftCoach]

It's interesting how many people don't want to appear educated or care if their message is understood on line. Perhaps it's proof that schools aren't teaching kids today. The "math police" complain about kids not being able to do simple math. The "geography police" complain that people don't know north from south. And folks who complain about spelling are the "grammar police". How rude.

Let's all celebrate our lack of education and accept communicating as eight year olds.

[Grumpaw374]

Originally Posted by TaftCoach

It's interesting how many people don't want to appear educated or care if their message is understood on line. Perhaps it's proof that schools aren't teaching kids today. The "math police" complain about kids not being able to do simple math. The "geography police" complain that people don't know north from south. And folks who complain about spelling are the "grammar police". How rude.

Let's all celebrate our lack of education and accept communicating as eight year olds.

I know that north is "up" and south is "down", east and west are "over tother way".
"I'm gowin this away, and I came from that away. "
1 + 1 = 11, 2 + 3 = 23.
And I have a masters degree !!!
Now, aint that the horses ass !!!

[Midnightmoon]

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