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19 Year Old Model Finds Sergeant Majot Attractive ~ Humor
A crusty old Sergeant Majot finds himself at a gala event. There was no shortage of young beautiful models in attendance... one of whom approached the Sergeeant Major for conversation.
She said to him, "excuse me Sergeant Major, you seem to be a very serious man. Is anything bothering you?"
"Negative ma'am" , he replied, "just serious by nature."
The young girl looked at his awards and decorations and says, "it looks like you have seen a lot of action."
The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "yes ma'am, lots of action."
The young girl started to tire of trying to get a convesation going but she didn't want to just leave the Sergeant Major who she found oddly attractive.
She said, "you know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in a serious manner.
Finally, the young girl said, "I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"
The Sergeant Major looked at her and stated, "1955."
Surprised, she said, "that long? Well then, let me make your night better..." and they sauntered off to a private room.
After an hour of passion, the young girl cuddled up to the Sergeant Major and said, "well, you certainly haven't forgotten anything since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major looked at her a bit confused and replied, "well I sure hope not. It's only 2130 now!"
Murff
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