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Old 09-05-2014, 01:02 PM   #1
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Frozen crabs and the blonde stewardess// for crabman

Frozen crabs and the blonde stewardess



A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.


He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened


what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.


Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?"


Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.


There are two lessons here:


1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.


2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think
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Old 09-05-2014, 02:06 PM   #2
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Old 09-05-2014, 02:49 PM   #3
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For special occasions we'll order a package dinner from Legal Seafood....have never been disappointed. Two live lobster, claim chowder, bacon wrapped scallops and Boston cream pie for dessert...... Comes with sea kelp and steaming pot. Add a bottle of wine, a deserted lakeside pavilion and an approaching thunderstorm, and her answer was yes. I think it was the linen table cloth and candles that sealed the deal......
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