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Old 07-03-2016, 05:44 PM   #1
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I am THE MAN of my house!

I had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House."

After reading it, I stormed up to Carla in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you and I are going to the bedroom and we will have the kind of fun that I want."

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

Carla replied, "the funeral director would be my first guess."

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Stupid Book!

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Old 07-08-2016, 10:41 AM   #2
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Perfect! That would be MY wife's reply!!! (I'm the King of The Castle, and my wife said I could say that!)
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Hahahahahaha!
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Classic, hope you don't get edited like I did though!
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Sounds like the man who said his marriage was like a ship and he was the Captain. Too bad he married the Admiral.
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This song says everything you need to know.... "The Man Song"

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