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I know it's an oldie...
Teo retired baseball players, getting up in years meet frequently on a park bench.
One day, one asks the other if he thinks there's baseball in heaven. "Gee Sam, I never thought of it, But, I sure hope there is baseball in heaven!"
"Same here", says old Bob.
"Hey", Bob exclaims! "Whichever one of us dies first has to come back and tell the other if there is baseball in heaven."
Sam replies, "agreed!"
Well, about a year later, Sam expires in the middle of the night in his sleep. Each day, Bob heads for the bench hoping Sam comes back to tell him if there is baseball in heaven. On the third day after Sam's death, he comes back and meets Bob at the park bench.
Bob greets Sam hurriedly and then asks if there is baseball in heaven.
Sam replies, "Well Bob, I have good news and bad news."
"What's the good news Sam," Bob asks?
Sam says, "there is baseball in heaven!"
"Great" says Bob. "What's the bad news, though?"
Sam looks down and replies, "you are pitching next Thursday, Bob!"
Murff
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