My wife isn't going to like this

[Riich]

A man is driving his Class C at night. He suddenly swerves to avoid hitting a deer, loses control and lands in a ditch, severely banging his head. Dazed and confused, he crawls out of the ditch to the edge of the road, when a shiny new convertible pulls up. A very beautiful woman calls from the car, "Are you okay?" He notices she is wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for.
"I'm okay I think," he replies as he gets to his feet. The woman opens a car door and says, "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."
"That's nice of you," he answers, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insists. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she is very pretty and very persuasive and he's rather shaken and weak. He agrees, but mutters as he gets in the car, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
She drives them to her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, they're sitting together on the couch. He rises unsteadily to his feet and says, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she says with a smile, and unbuttons her blouse to expose the most magnificent set of breasts he's ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know. After all, where is she now?"
"Oh," the man says, "still in the ditch with my RV, I guess."