The wish game

[Crabman]

Granted, the nambarc dog grooming company LLC gave you a deal but shaved all hair off.

I wish I was in Prague

[Murff]

Granted and sure hope you meant Prague Oklanoma cuz thats where you is!

One of Prague's highlights:

"For 1996 Summer Olympics, the torch was carried through the town of Prague in order to commemorate the legacy of the legendary Sac and Fox native Olympic athlete, Jim Thorpe, who was born and raised in this region."

I wish I'd quit reading this thread.

Murff

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but now you won’t know all the things Nambarc will be saying about you.

I wish it wasn’t still 95* at 7 p.m.

[Crabman]

Granted you are moved back in time to the Donner party. Eat hearty in the snow.

I wish I had a filet mignon

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but it was a typo on the menu and you got filleted minion.

I wish I could find time to get the trailer ready for our upcoming trip.

[Crabman]

Granted but your next trip is 5 years out.

I wish I wasn't the one that had to keep resurrecting this thread.

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but next in line is Nambarc.

I wish the thunderstorms would hold off until my house painting is finished.

[Murff]

Granted but a late spring snow storm just washed your fresh paint down your neighbors' lawns and driveways.

I wish we were taking the TT to Saskatoon.

[Duke4857]

Granted it is a restaurant in Greenville, SC
https://saskatoonrestaurant.com/
I wish my dogs would come back when they are off leash.

[TaftCoach]

Granted but they bring six friends with them.

I wish I didn't have to replace stuff that was stolen.

[Murff]

Granted but your stuff is now on eBay and your insurance company requires you buy it back until you satisfy your deductible.

I wish I was ready for the trip to Saskatoon. (and not in SC)
{lol}

[nambarc]

Granted but I'm coming along to keep.you company. Enjoy.

I wish Crabman would resign his commission here.

[LuckyDuck]

Granted but he’s now your full-time escort (aka babysitter).

I wish I didn’t have to sanitize the trailer water lines tomorrow.

[nambarc]

Granted, its already full of 50 gallons of straight bleach. Nothing growing in there.

I wish my talents were appreciated more here.

[Murff]

Granted but it expires at midnight tomorrow.

I wish there weren't little red bugs in my shed.

[LuckyDuck]

Granted! You now have little red bugs in your bed.

I wish I were at the coast.

[Duke4857]

Granted, the Artic coast as the glaciers calf that you parked on.

I wish I had a new laptop.

[Murff]

Granted but it is this, new in box:

Also among the first commercial IBM-compatible laptops was the 8/16-bit IBM PC Convertible, introduced in 1986. It had a CGA-compatible LCD and two 720 KB 3.5-inch floppy drives. It weighed 13 pounds (5.9 kg). {ouch}

I wish I was more clever at granting wishes here.

[Crabman]

Granted. You are now blessed with nambarc's IQ and sense of humor and can intelligently grant any wish.

I wish I had a blooming onion. Yummy.

[Loaded-N-Rollin']

Granted, but the waiter was a terrorist, and he brought you a booming onion. You now have no hands or face.

I wish I could score as well with pork as I do brisket in BBQ competitions.