RV Sales Rep ~~ Humor

[Murff]

A sales rep for a large RV Company was in a town that was soon to have an RV show. The day before, he decided to have dinner in the hotel dining room where he was staying. As he waited for his dinner, he noticed a gorgeous redhead at a table a short distance from his. He couldn't help but stare as he found her very attractive.

As luck would have it, as the redhead put some pepper on her salad, it caused her to have a violent sneeze. So violent, it caused her glass eye to fly from her eye socket. The sales rep saw this and manged to grab it in the air as it came towards his table. He seized the opportunity to have a conversation with her.

"I believe this is yours," he said.

The redhead, entirely embarrassed, apologized and asked if he would like to join her for dinner. And, he did.

As the evening progressed, they realized they had much in common. They both enjoyed dancing and that is where they spent much of the evening. After dancing, she invited him to her apartment for a drink, and he accepted. After a few drinks, the couple spent the night together.

In the morning, the sales rep awoke to a home cooked breakfast of bacon and eggs.

The young lady spoke and said, "I hope your realize that I am not one to usually do what we have done over the last 12 hours. In fact, I very seldom entertain men here."

The sales rep asked why she was so kind to him.












She replied, "well, you did catch my eye!"

Murff

[sturgissteele]

Groan.... Gonna tell my kids that one.