RV Stories & Humor

[Murff]

1. George, who lived in Ashland, Oregon, loved his RV, but he also dreamed of going to Hawaii. One day, while walking along the beach, George stumbled over a genie in a magic lamp who granted him a single wish. “I’ve always wanted to explore the island of Maui in my motorhome, but I can’t afford to ship it there. I wish for you to build a bridge from Oregon to Hawaii so I can fulfill my dream.” The genie replied, “That’s impossible. The ocean is far too deep to build a bridge across. Even a genie such as I can’t do it. You have to wish for something else.” George thought for a moment, then he said, “I don’t understand women. I wish to understand how they think and what they want.” The genie paused, then said, “Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?”


2. After checking into a public campground, set a tuba on your picnic table to keep the spaces on either side of you empty. No one will sit near you out of fear you might start playing it. Just a little RV humor you can put to good use.


3. “Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “RV.” “RV who?” “RV there yet?”


4. A woman named Mrs. Grazinski bought herself a brand-new Winnebago. She was excited and took her first trip to an Oklahoma football game. On the way home, she set the cruise control to 70 as soon as she got onto the freeway. She then walked to the back to make herself a sandwich, leaving the Winnebago to drive itself. The resulting crash was spectacular. It’s hard to believe that someone would actually do that, but she did not feel at fault. In fact, she sued Winnebago for the crash because the owner’s manual didn’t tell her she couldn’t leave it to drive itself. The jury agreed with her and she was awarded $1,750,000 plus a new motorhome. This is why Winnebago manuals now warn people that they must actually drive the vehicle at all times when it is moving. True story — while technically not an RV joke, it’s certainly a conversation starter!


5. I want to hang a map of the United States in my house. Then I’m going to put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to in my RV. But first, I’m going to have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall off the wall.

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1. Knock, knock! Who?s there? RV. RV who? C’mon, RV there yet!?

2. Why didn?t the elephant need a suitcase on his RV trip? She already had her trunk!

3. *Cop pulls over a swerving RV.* Cop: You’re under arrest for driving while intoxicated. Guy: You can’t arrest me… I am already home!

4. You might be a RVer if roughing it is only water and electric.

5. You might be a RVer if you stay away from RV shows after the last incident of ?only looking?

6. You might be a RVer if you think the capital of the United States is Elkhart, Indiana (home of the RV industry!)

7. You might be a RVer if you have disowned any friends or family that doesn?t have full hookup access for your visits.

8. My trailer park party went off without a hitch. No one showed up!

9. Once you?ve seen a lion eat a camper, you?ve seen ?em maul.

10. What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain? Van Hailin?

11. What kind of bagel did the camper eat? A winne-bagel.

12. What do you call lawn ornaments in a Winnebago? Mobile Gnomes.

13. I just downloaded Willie Nelson’s greatest hits in my Winnebago, and I just can’t wait to get on the road again.

14. Money can’t buy happiness… but it can buy a camper!

15. Why is the RV so obedient? Because it goes where it?s towed!

16. How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?

17. I Googled my symptoms… Turns out I just have to go camping!

18. God gave us shin bones so we could find trailer hitches in the dark.

19. What is a pirate’s favorite way to ravel? By ARRRRRR-V.

20. What is the best thing about RV travel? It’s harder for relatives to visit a moving target!

21. How many RVers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one? the others are busy fixing the water pump!

22. A person goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel off prize label. She pulls off the tab and yells, “I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!” The waitress runs over and says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!” The customer replies, “No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!” By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, “You couldn’t possibly have won a motor home because we didn’t have that as a prize!” Again the customer says, “No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!” The person hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, “WIN A BAGEL.”

23. A hitch-hiker is taken by an elderly couple in a recreational vehicle. During the trip, the husband says “152”, and the couple laughs. Then the wife says “365” and they also laugh.

The hitchhiker asks “What’s the deal with these numbers?”

The old man replies: “We’ve been telling each other jokes for such a long time that we memorized and numbered them all, and now only refer to them by numbers.”

A few minutes after hearing that, the hitchhiker says “984”, and the couple heartily laughs for quite some time. The hitchkiker asks “Is it that funny?”

The old man replies “No, but it’s the first time we’ve heard this one!”

Murff