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08-19-2019, 07:44 PM
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When you are over seventy, who cares?
I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.
This rather huge ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind, and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches...but, what the heck...
When you're over seventy...........who cares?
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I was talking to a young woman in the VFW??last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.
I said, If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.
Cost me a fat lip, but...
When you're over seventy...........who cares?
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I went to our VFW hall last night, and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?" I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
When you're over seventy...........who cares?
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Murff
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08-19-2019, 08:02 PM
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08-19-2019, 09:31 PM
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Being over 70 I loved you jokes, have any more?
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08-19-2019, 10:47 PM
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Oh thank you Murff - that was funny.
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08-20-2019, 12:11 AM
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Thanks Murf. That just made our day.
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08-20-2019, 07:07 AM
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Had me in stitches.
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08-20-2019, 05:12 PM
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"Beer through my nose" hilarious!
Keep 'em coming Murph!
Still laughing about the table dancer!
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08-20-2019, 07:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rkresge
Had me in stitches.
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SIX, to be precise.
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08-20-2019, 08:17 PM
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Bwaahahahahaha!
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08-21-2019, 09:30 AM
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I'm turning 70 next year. Glad to see there will be a guide to follow.
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08-27-2019, 10:50 AM
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I did not look for the other camping humor so I posted it here.
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08-28-2019, 10:29 PM
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Murph, I don't know if I should laugh because they're so darn funny, or cry.....because they're so darn TRUE!
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08-31-2019, 12:26 PM
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So when you’re over 70 you’re cruel to women. Good to know. 🙄
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08-31-2019, 02:33 PM
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Sounds like you must be willing to take a little abuse!!
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09-01-2019, 09:28 AM
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Just change the sex...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockeywolf
So when you’re over 70 you’re cruel to women. Good to know. 🙄
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Well at least for number 1 and possibly 3 if it bothers you then just change the sex to a guy.
Pretty funny stuff.
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09-01-2019, 11:16 AM
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I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!!
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09-01-2019, 11:18 AM
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Nothing like a sturdy table! That's the best one!
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09-01-2019, 01:56 PM
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Hilarious... keep em coming!!!
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09-03-2019, 07:28 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockeywolf
So when you’re over 70 you’re cruel to women. Good to know. 🙄
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Oh good lort.....get a sense of humor
Put on your big girl panties....
Change them all to males if you delicate senses can't handle a joke pansy
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