I said that after getting a new hip. What a difference it made! Why, on earth, did I wait so long, put up with so much pain?
Whelp - it happened again. This time I gots me a New Bionic Man Steve Austin style eye. I had my right eye's cataract removed Wednesday morning.
OMG - that wall is WHITE, not Khaki!
OMG - that lawn is green, not olive.
OMG - that door is purple! Too purple!!!
What's amazing is closing the new eye and looking thru the left, the one left with a cataract. The difference is stunning, mind blowing. I had no idea I had been looking at life thru a hazy, tan "shower curtain."
Procedure was 1000% painless. Zero, zip, nada. I've been more troubled getting a Big Gulp at 7-11, than getting an eye fixed.
If you're a candidate for cataract surgery and you haven't done it, I'd urge you to join the club and say "Why did I wait so long?"