Originally Posted by 2nOZ
The wife's a pretty good cook too.
On a trip last year, we became concerned, around breakfast time, about an alarm sounding from the neighbouring site... It didn't stop, as it might if somebody just reset it, so we went round to check.
We found a gentleman, sitting in the sun, blissfully ignoring the beeping.
He assured us all was well, and nodded in the direction of the camper.. "She always smokes the place up, cooking..."
A few minutes later, he left in his truck, and came back with a McDonalds bag...