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Old 01-26-2022, 11:59 AM   #1
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Single vs Engaged vs Married

SINGLE vs. ENGAGED vs. MARRIED!!

Sipping her drink, the SINGLE girl leered and said, "Last Friday, at the end of the work day, I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The... ENGAGED woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only make love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"

The MARRIED woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?"

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Old 01-26-2022, 12:03 PM   #2
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And he's still missing to this day!
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Old 01-26-2022, 02:19 PM   #4
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Now that generated a laugh!!! Thanks.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.


It is called Wedding Cake.
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Old 01-27-2022, 05:36 PM   #6
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Why do men die before their wives?












Because they want to!

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Old 01-27-2022, 07:54 PM   #7
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Why do men die before their wives?

Because they want to!

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Marriage is a 3 ring circus:

Engagement Ring

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Suffering.

I'll be in the dog house if anyone needs me.
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Good night for some great laughs as it’s been a long day
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Now that sums it up in a nutshell. I’ve been married before & no thanks. The domestic partnership I’m in continues to yield a MUCH healthier sex life than any of our married friends have, for whatever reason.
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How do you tell the difference between your mistress, a hooker and your wife during Frisky Business?
Your mistress says "aw, honey are you done already?"
A hooker says "honey, aren't you done yet?"
Your wife says "beige..., I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
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omg...lol
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I predict that we are going to be in trouble on this post.....
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I predict that we are going to be in trouble on this post.....
Only if some certain wives read this forum.

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looked at the title of this thread... and it made me think how long I've been all three-

I've been all three...
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