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01-26-2022, 11:59 AM
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Single vs Engaged vs Married
SINGLE vs. ENGAGED vs. MARRIED!!
Sipping her drink, the SINGLE girl leered and said, "Last Friday, at the end of the work day, I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"
The... ENGAGED woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only make love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"
The MARRIED woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?"
Murff
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01-26-2022, 12:03 PM
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And he's still missing to this day!
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Think you're too old to cry or swear out loud...walk into your hitch in the dark.
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01-26-2022, 01:11 PM
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Tight Lines and accurate shots
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01-26-2022, 02:19 PM
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Now that generated a laugh!!! Thanks.
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2019 Chevy express 2500 Van Coversion. 2017 Jayco 23MRB: 26' total and Glacier Package. 2 Renogy solar panels. Married 49 years. Haley the mutt, 4 years old. "Excited to learn new things everyday and humbled by those who offer to help." And very grateful to our Moderators!
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01-26-2022, 08:19 PM
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It is called Wedding Cake.
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Retired electronic technician (45 years in the field)
2017 Greyhawk 29W (solar & many other mods)
wife (maybe I should have given her top billing)
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01-27-2022, 05:36 PM
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Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to!
Murff
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2015 White Hawk 20MRB (It's last year)
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01-27-2022, 07:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Murff
Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to!
Murff
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Marriage is a 3 ring circus:
Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
Suffering.
I'll be in the dog house if anyone needs me. 
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Retired electronic technician (45 years in the field)
2017 Greyhawk 29W (solar & many other mods)
wife (maybe I should have given her top billing)
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01-27-2022, 11:53 PM
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Good night for some great laughs as it’s been a long day
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01-28-2022, 06:21 AM
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Now that sums it up in a nutshell. I’ve been married before & no thanks. The domestic partnership I’m in continues to yield a MUCH healthier sex life than any of our married friends have, for whatever reason.
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01-28-2022, 12:04 PM
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How do you tell the difference between your mistress, a hooker and your wife during Frisky Business?
Your mistress says "aw, honey are you done already?"
A hooker says "honey, aren't you done yet?"
Your wife says "beige..., I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
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01-28-2022, 12:33 PM
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omg...lol
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01-28-2022, 02:01 PM
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I predict that we are going to be in trouble on this post....  .
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2019 Chevy express 2500 Van Coversion. 2017 Jayco 23MRB: 26' total and Glacier Package. 2 Renogy solar panels. Married 49 years. Haley the mutt, 4 years old. "Excited to learn new things everyday and humbled by those who offer to help." And very grateful to our Moderators!
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01-28-2022, 07:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by travelingjw
I predict that we are going to be in trouble on this post.... . |
Only if some certain wives read this forum.
Murff
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2015 White Hawk 20MRB (It's last year)
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01-28-2022, 07:25 PM
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The DW doesn't have my password. I'm safe...
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Think you're too old to cry or swear out loud...walk into your hitch in the dark.
2012 Jay Flight 19RD
2016 Ford F150 XLT 2X4 SC 3.5L Eco Max Tow
2010 Tundra TRD DBL Cab (Traded)
2 new fluffy Corgis, Bayley and Stanley
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01-28-2022, 09:49 PM
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looked at the title of this thread... and it made me think how long I've been all three-
I've been all three...
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