Nice try!
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again decided to leave a note saying, "I've had enough and have left you. Don't bother coming after me".
Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while, her husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.
"She's finally gone..yeah I know, about time. I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. Can't wait to see you and we'll do all those naughty things you like"
He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.
Furious and teary-eyed, she heard him drive off as she came out from under the bed. She grabbed the note to see what he wrote.
"I can see your feet. We're outta bread..be back in five minutes."
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