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Old 11-23-2017, 01:12 PM   #21
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What did the bra say to the hat?.....I'll stay here with these two, you go on ahead.
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Old 11-26-2017, 10:52 PM   #22
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Talking Frog

Old man is shuffling down the lane when he hears "psst! hey old man". Old man looks around doesn't see anyone so continues on his stroll. Again "psst! psst! hey, down here". Old many looks down and sees this frog that appears to be talking to him. "Pick me up" says the frog. "
I'm not really an ugly old frog but a beautiful princess trapped inside this frogs body because of a spell cast upon me by a wicked witch. Pick me up, kiss me to release me from this frogs body and I'll give you a night of ecstasy the likes of which you've never dreamed of before." Old man does pick up the frog but instead of giving it the kiss sticks the frog in his coat pocket and once again continues on his walk. "Hey old man, hey, hey, didn't you hear me? Kiss, beautiful princess, night of ecstasy? Old man stops and takes the frog out of his coat pocket. He looks at the frog and says, "Yea, I heard you. But at my age I'd rather have a talking frog." Returns the frog to his pocket and shuffles down the lane.
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Old 12-05-2017, 09:11 AM   #23
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A lady in the assisted living home turning 105 years old caught the attention of the local TV station. A reporter was dispatched to interview the lady for a human-interest story.
The reporter asks the lady; “Too what do you attribute your longevity?”

The lady answered; “Eating healthy and exercise.”

“Have you ever been sick?” the reporter asks.

The lady answered; “yes”

“Well have you ever been bedridden?” the reporter then asks.

The old lady gave the reporter a puzzled look, giggled, and answered; “Gosh yes, and a few times in a buggy.”
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Old 12-05-2017, 09:59 AM   #24
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He’ll be here all week, folks. Be sure to tip your waitress.
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